Hello to all! We miss the wonderful and supportive community on this site, especially those that have been sending numerous emails of moral support and general shit talk. The admin team manages several sites, but this is a prized piece […]
There is no way this website will ever go down. When will people understand? Fox does not run this website! The BC Government and courts have failed numerous times to shutdown a website displaying factual information with PROOF. CBC has […]
This site is not ran by one person! If you’ve read the disclaimer it’s clear that “This site is maintained by people. It doesn’t matter which people. It’s not you, so don’t worry about it”. The website will never go […]
Dear Mr. Eby: You may recall a few months back I sent you a letter, while I was still in custody at North Fraser Pretrial Centre, about the BC Prosecution Service (BCPS) refusing to prosecute me for criminal harassment based […]
Yes! That’s right, ya dirty ass lickers! This website is back – and it’s back with a motherfucking vengeance. You thought there was lots of proof of Desiree’s evilness, her despicableness, her downright horribleness, before? Ha! Now there’s audio and […]
A heartfelt comment to all those who hated this website.
James Pendleton, Desiree’s fiancé, the dude our happy hooker has been sucking a free ride off of for the past year, appears to have finally come to his senses and told the bitch it’s time for her to go.
Here’s a copy of the medical marijuana card application I was able to get my weed card with. Like most potheads in good health, with no qualifying medical conditions, I lied about suffering from fibromyalgia.
Like trailer park mothers the world over, I always have time and money for weed and beer, but I’ll be damned if I’m going to be bothered with stupid shit like my kids’ medical and dental care! Yes, it’s been over 3 years since I’ve taken my kids to the dentist. And I am damn proud of how wonderful of a mother I am!
I recently submitted my resume to Pima Community College for a Systems Analyst type position. Today, they came to this website and had a good, thorough look around. I wonder if they’re going to call me in for an interview?
Long before this website was created, I explicitly authorized Patrick to go ahead and compile and publish absolutely everything about me and all the disgusting things I’ve done. It’s all in writing. Once again, I fucked myself with my own words!
The news media made a big deal about Patrick saying he would not take down this site until I am “destitute and homeless”. But what they didn’t tell you, is that is exactly what I did to him in 2013. Because of my deliberate actions, Patrick ended up homeless, in a foreign country, with only the clothes on his back and nary a penny in his pocket. He spent 3 months in homeless shelters, doing day labor, while he struggled to get back on his feet.
The day after the CBC story ran, I did a live interview on a radio show. Because it was live, I contradicted almost everything I had claimed in the CBC and other stories, and admitted a bunch of shit I shouldn’t have. I really fucked myself on this one. This post includes a recording of that entire interview.
The title says it all! I am a nasty, nasty bitch.
Matthew Schwartz of KVOA (NBC affiliate) in Tucson, Arizona did a segment on Patrick, Desiree, and this website entitled “Internet Intimidation”. The entire piece was so full of factual errors, and completely from the perspective of Desiree. This post shows, with proof, how incredibly full of shit Matthew Schwartz and that segment are.
We review the CBC segment about this website which caused all that ridiculous attention it was getting in early 2016. We show, with hard proof, that the reporter, Natalie Clancy, deliberately withheld evidence and distorted the facts to make the story seem entirely one sided (in Desiree’s favor).
This website says I’m a child abuser. Here’s one example of how I knowingly and willingly put my children in harm’s way. Includes the actual police report and photographs taken by the police, of a bloody Michael Capuano.
This website says I was a stripper. I adamantly deny that! Anyway, in this post we include the Pinellas County, Florida police report of the time I was arrested…for being a stripper…at the strip club, where I was working as a stripper!
Four months after mine and Patrick’s son was born I was having second thoughts about all this parenting bullshit. I called around, to some adoption agencies, trying to see how much money I could get for him.
For years, I’ve been adamantly denying I had anything at all to do with Patrick being deported from the US. Then recently, in family court, I accidentally admitted it in front of the judge – and the whole thing was recorded. The recording is included in this post.
Hello! This is Patrick…and I’m actually writing as Patrick, because it would be difficult, otherwise, to make the kind of outrageous mockery I am about to of Desiree’s and James’ new attorney – Peter Limperis, of Haralson, Miller, Pitt, Feldman […]
Desiree insists the story of her attempting to self-abort her pregnancy, 5 months in, is a lie. But rather than simply obtaining the medical records to prove it, her response was to hire an attorney to try to keep her order of protection against Patrick from being vacated on appeal. If the story really was a lie Desiree could prove that in 5 minutes!
When I was 5 months pregnant with mine and Patrick’s son I tried to force a miscarriage, to give myself an abortion, by repeatedly punching myself in the stomach. As a result, our son was born 3 months premature, is blind in one eye, and has recurring respiratory complications. But still, I insist I’m a wonderful mother!
If a person did horrible things 15 years ago – and has continued, to this day, to do such things, then what they did 15 years ago is significant because it shows a consistent, lifelong pattern of bad behavior. It shows that is truly a bad person, to their very core.
Recently, I appeared on the news, and lead you all to believe I lost my job because of this website and because of emails I claimed Patrick sent to my associates and supervisors. I’m sorry to have to be the […]
A few days ago Patrick was contacted by the Producer of the Dr. Phil show, about the possibility of appearing on the show, to discuss this website. Of course, he agreed. How could he pass up the opportunity to confront […]
Patrick and I were married in August, 2000. We separated in October, 2001. Patrick filed for divorce in December 2001. Soon thereafter, I disappeared from his life and the divorce became a low priority. Nothing further happened with it and […]
Let me say this as clearly as possible so there is no misunderstanding: I am a raging, hateful, racist! I can deny it all I want, now that I’ve been exposed to the world for what I really am, but […]
Following is a list of typical female, white trash characteristics. If you notice that you have a few of the characteristics it doesn’t necessarily mean you’re white trash – but the more you have the more likely you are white […]
It’s been 6 days now since that story was first published on the CBC website and aired on the CBC television news. Since then, there have been a few more interviews with a few other agencies, and some live radio […]
In March 2011, while Patrick was still in custody, he received the attached letter from me. The letter was in response to a line of communication he had started with me after I had been absent from his and our […]
Alright, I think enough is enough! The media has twisted this whole issue into something that is so far from reality the story has become almost fiction. Revenge Website First, let’s address this issue of how everybody’s calling this a […]
Hello, again. There’s been a lot of hubbub in the media about my claim that Patrick (my ex-husband) hid our son from me for 9 years. What a monster he is! Well, Patrick has maintained that that allegation is completely […]
Hello, peoples! I am writing to inform all of those people who keep insisting that Patrick is harming his son by having this website up, what the reality of the situation is. Our son called him this evening. They chatted. […]
As if there’s not enough horrible stuff about me on this website already, let’s go ahead and add some more. This time, let’s talk about the time when I was engaged to, and living with good ol’ Kristopher Lauchner, and […]
There are a number of points that keep coming up in peoples’ comments – both here and on other sites such as the CBC. I’m going to provide a single, collective response to those points because I just don’t have […]
It occurs to me: I say this site is ruining my life and I just want it to stop and go away. But then I go on national television informing a whole new audience about the site. That brings, literally, […]
So, now that I’ve gone on national television and tried to convince the world that I’m really afraid for my safety because I believe Patrick is going to “kill me”, I’d like to show you the actual police reports James […]
Good day, friends. First, I have to give props to Natalie Clancy and the folks at CBC for running that story about this website. I mean, I claim this site is ruining my life yet I go to the media […]
In January last year my ex-husband, Patrick, sent me an email saying that he was going to shoot me, that that’s how much he hates me! Patrick has multiple guns…that he shoots…and he constantly crosses the border between Canada and […]
On January 15, Patrick was looking at the access logs of this site and he happened to notice a bunch of hits from the CBC studio in Vancouver. “Interesting”, he thought. Over the next few weeks he saw, in the […]
It would seem that our friends Desiree Capuano and James Pendleton have somehow deluded themselves into believing their simple “no-contact” restraining orders are actually some kind of injunction against free and open speech. In a declaration Desiree recently submitted to […]
In the previous post I shared some of the highlights of my testimony at the Order of Protection hearing against Patrick. Today we’re going to listen to, and comment on, James’ and his mother’s testimony. Those of you who like […]
As some of you know, James and I recently attended a hearing against Patrick for the Order of Protection I got against him, and the Injunction Against Harassment James got against him. I thought I’d share with you some of […]
Background A few months ago Patrick sent me a written request (via email), for our son, to visit with him over his winter break. Patrick didn’t expect that I would permit it because I had already told the RCMP that […]
Yes. I am. I see nothing wrong with doing things to people, then when they do the same to me I run to the police. Let me give you two examples: Disseminating Damaging Information In 2012, when Patrick still had […]
I gotta tell ya, kids: Life is pretty good. I’ve finally done it. I’ve secured a sweet, cushy deal where my man will support me and my kids forever, while I sit around and do nothing but get high. Don’t […]
Just a quick post to say my mother, Teresa Hoffman, came down to Sahuarita, to my beautiful home that I’ve taken over from James, for some Christmas cheer. It’s great when the lowly bottom dwellers get to rise up from […]
Hi! I would like to draw your attention to my very own Facebook page, and some of the posts I’ve put on there over the past few years. My goal is to prove, once and for all, that I am […]
When James Pendleton was questioning Patrick on in court the other day, James asked him if he would feel harassed if James were to publish information about him on a website as Patrick has been doing to James. Patrick replied […]
The time my fiancé, Kristopher Lauchner, was hiding a stolen AR-15 (assault rifle) in our home and the police got a search warrant to search the home. My child was present. They found the stolen gun, meth, Nazi artefacts, and some other shit.
Yesterday Patrick went to court against Desiree and her boyfriend James Pendleton, to contest the ridiculous Order of Protection and Injunction Against Harassment they respectively obtained against him back in July. During the hearing Pendleton repeatedly made reference to Patrick’s […]
I’ll cut right to the chase: I use drugs while I’m at work. I regularly get high before going to work. I fully support having sexual relations with my co-workers. In fact, the guy I’m with right now (James Pendleton)…the […]
At the end of August, I submitted a request to the family court to have all of Patrick’s visitation with our son suspended. And, just to show how open I am and that I have nothing to hide, I’ve scanned […]
Hello! This is Patrick – the creator and maintainer of this tribute to the great Desiree Capuano. I have to say, I’m finding it very interesting that I’ve not received more feedback from the supposed many people, the friends and […]
Hello, dear friends. This is going to be a short one. I was reminiscing about the good old days when I was still young and good looking and could use sex to get what I want, and I remembered this […]
Since this website has been up I have tried, repeatedly, through various means – legal and otherwise – to have it taken down. I usually try to rely on the claim that it puts me in danger because it portrays […]
So it would seem that the assholes at Apollo Group finally got fed up with me. September 29, 2015 was my last day. Yep! They canned my ass. The official reasons are: I was regularly under the influence of illegal […]
We’re going to break from the usual practice of writing in the first person, from the perspective of Desiree, for the purposes of this post. Mainly because it wouldn’t make much sense otherwise. Recently, while looking through the access logs […]
Back in the summer of 2014 I contacted the Phoenix Police and filed a harassment claim against Patrick. In my usual fashion, I portrayed myself as the poor, helpless, innocent victim who had done nothing wrong and who was being […]
Anybody with half a brain should be able to realize fairly quickly that this site is not maintained by me. Even though the content is generally written in the first person, there is a very clear statement at the bottom […]
Sometimes, when I meet someone new, they ask me why on Earth I would create a website about myself. I usually tell them I have absolutely nothing to do with this website; that this website is the creation and ongoing […]
I got an email from Patrick (yes, we’re still married) on the weekend, where he points out that James Pendleton, my current boyfriend that I just moved in with publicly claims to have “Top Secret Security” clearance and that if […]
As you may know, I never stay at one residence for more than 2 years. And, since I was nearing the two year mark at the place on 44th Street, it was time to move. My new home is now […]
Hey, all! I finally got around to uploading the audio from my arrest on my son’s birthday, 2011. As you can hear, the detectives came to my place looking for Kris for that counterfeit money scheme he was involved in […]
Hi, everyone! I haven’t updated this site in a while so I thought I’d throw something new on here. Nothing too exciting, just the mugshot of me from my arrest for possession of weed. Stupid, right? In this day and […]
It seems the State has been cracking down on 24 – 35 year olds claiming to have chronic and debilitating pain caused by fibromyalgia and other unverifiable conditions in order to get their pot legally…oh, shit, wait…I’m one of them. […]