Yes! This Website is Still Here, Bitches!

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Good evening, gentle readers!

We’d just like to take a moment and say, to all those whining pussies, feminists, white knights, soccer moms, and anyone else that made a big deal about this website a few months ago when it was on the news:

Suck it! The website is still here, still serving it’s goal of informing the world of what a horrible person Desiree Capuano is.ย  All of your whining and complaining, all of your talk of getting the government, the police, and the prosecutors to do something about it, has accomplished abso-fucking-lutely nothing!

And because of all your shouting about how much of an asshole I am, the site has received way more notice than it would have if you’d just shut the fuck up and said nothing at all – so thank you for that free publicity.ย  Because of your incessant bitching, hundreds of thousands of people, including almost ever person, every hiring manager, every recruiter, who lives within 50 miles of Desiree, has seen this site, and knows what a horrible cunt she is.

And tomorrow, and next month, and next year, this website will still be here; still chugging along.

And every day this website continues to make Desiree’s life a little more dreary as it gets harder and harder for her to continue to lie to, and manipulate people.ย  Every day Desiree gets a few steps closer to that inevitable rock bottom.

Hate me if you want, but you know what – the bullshit between Desiree and I is none of your fucking business!

Sincerely,

Patrick

40 Responses to Yes! This Website is Still Here, Bitches!

  1. melissa o'connor says:

    personally i am happy that this site is still up and running. i look in every day, sometimes several times just to see what new BS she is up to. this is way better than a soap opera on tv.

    • Patrick says:

      Glad to hear that. Hopefully there will be some new and entertaining stuff to add soon. Seems like Desiree is near the end of her rope with James so with any luck she’ll be on the street, turning tricks for her drug money. Cheers!

      • eagle northwest says:

        I agree with melissa about the soap opera effect. Slow days browsing this melee…but just curious, we’ve heard from the two plump marshmallows (your ex and her fiance) but we haven’t heard anything or you haven’t posted reactions from Mike Capuano or Kris Lachner. Mike seems to be some sort of mystery dude who doesn’t get angry about this website. Maybe you can ask them for a reaction, like be the beat reporter Natalie Clancy isn’t. What about their dogs? Are they pissed their photos are posted? LMAO

        • Patrick says:

          Ha! Good on you to wonder about Kristopher and Michael.

          Kristopher is currently serving an 8 year prison sentence, so I don’t think we’d hear much from him until 2020 (or somewhere around there). As I understand it, he’s picked up new charges since he’s been in prison, so that 8 years may go longer. If you’re curious, the police reports relating to the cases he’s currently serving for, are on the legal page – the ones from 2012/2013. And, I have more police reports, recorded police interviews, et cetera, from the shoplifting of the AR-15, coming.

          Michael? I agree, I’m kind of surprised we haven’t heard anything from him. My experience with him is that he’s not a “bad” guy (like Lauchner is a “bad” guy), but he’s very, very, very trashy – but you can probably tell that from the photos on this site. Judging from the photos with the police report from last summer (the domestic violence complaint), he looks like he’s been hitting the meth incredibly hard. But honestly, I really don’t think he cares much about being referenced on this website…like I said, he’s extremely trashy. I’m guessing he thinks it’s cool.

          And as for Natalie Clancy: she’s a hack! Not much more I can say about her:)

          And the dogs? Fuck ’em. The can’t read anyway!

        • Patrick says:

          If you’re curious, you can find Lauchner’s current and past DOC information on the Arizona Department of Corrections website at https://adconline.azcorrections.gov/Inmate_DataSearch/PrintInmate.aspx?ID=169677.

          • heiwevwve says:

            Who cares? Bring it up to the courts.Those types of blokes should be out in the field as mercenaries, not shopping at the mall for a deadbeat exwife.

  2. fat jack says:

    Talk about the soccer moms shouting shit, we get a lot of that at my uncles hardware store. Before I can yell back my uncle smacks me upside the head. Wakes me up enough to go to the bowling alley for snacks. They got the old hot dog machine and nachos cheese. Nobody yells at you there unless you puke over the counter.

  3. Pokin Crows Nose says:

    Whats goin on? Any new news? Is the midnight escape gonna reunite Kramer and Kramer? Audio from court hearings? Any photo’s of a fat ass tokin up a bong?

  4. Me says:

    Your site is getting boring!

  5. Brendan says:

    You are brilliant ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ I wish I could expose my ex Cunt like this mines by far worse

  6. Daniel Evans says:

    You fucking pieces of shit will go down. Maybe not this website. If I ever meet you, I will personally rip your balls of and shove them down your throat. Asswipe.

  7. Julia Bonner says:

    Your ALL FUCKING sick! Your contributing to a sick and deranged individual stalking a women for game. Get a fuckin life. Move on. Obviously you cant get over her as your obsession reflects that grotesquely!!! Bunch of fuckin nuts!!!!

  8. Me says:

    You are all a bunch of pathetic losers for backing this abusive asshole! That’s ok though I just watched on the news and they showed the members that follow this and they are releasing names so I guess the jokes on you lol

  9. BlakeM says:

    Seems like the media as usual didn’t take the time to read all the info you have compiled. A sad day for BBC to be supporting the continued cruelty of a woman’s scorn. Keep up the faith and God with you man.

  10. Robert E Cushings says:

    Aren’t you being charged with criminal harassment?? Yeah, the site will be here, you wont! LOL!

  11. Rick M. says:

    Hello,

    Wow. I should do this to my now ex-mother who abused my sister and I for years and made my father attempt suicide twice due to the abuse. Narcissistic bitch she was. My question is why did you not leave her early on and stay with her?

    • Rick M. says:

      Could she not just change her identity and flee………….people don’t know your pain. I get bad dreams about my f!@#$# up mom.

  12. Ryan says:

    Dude she put you in jail …

  13. Tony DeSousa says:

    Oh, and good luck now that you’ve been charged and denied bail. Idiot.

  14. jeff says:

    Love the site. Keep up the great work. When she changes her name, we can just let you know and you can create a new site :+)

  15. Dawn Byrd says:

    Anyone who agrees with this website is a deplorable asshole. Who fucking cares what she’s done in her life? How would your retarded ass feel if someone aired your dirty laundry for revenge. You sir a first rate piece of shit for dragging your own child’s mother through the mud publicly or privately. You are a poor excuse for a human being. Now that your stupid ass is sitting in jail for this shit im certain this website will be removed by a judge. You have zero right to destroy another human being. Whether everything here is right or wrong it is your passive aggressive fucktard ass that is not only destroying the life of a woman you once cared for but you are destroying the life of your own child you sick sociopathic bastard. Anyone who approves of destroying someone’s life like this is just as pathetic and mentally ill.

  16. Shawn says:

    I fully support what you’re doing but it seems like you are being very vague on your legal issues. What exactly is the deal with your citizenship issues? You spent 2 years in a federal US prison for claiming to be a US citizen when it was proven you were a Canadian citizen. I would think you would fight and fight and fight to prove you are a US citizen, rather than spend 2 years in prison and be constantly sent back to Canada. From the news reports, you are in jail right now but hopefully you’ll be willing to shed some light on my questions when you are able.

  17. Cowcharge says:

    LOL, yeah, the site’s still up you psycho, but you’re in jail on gun and harassment charges. And forgive me, but this site isn’t ruining her life, it’s ruining yours and your son’s. http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/ex-wife-of-b-c-man-who-created-revenge-website-hopes-to-disappear-while-he-faces-charges

  18. Killer Cool says:

    Why would the site get taken down? It’s not libel if it’s true.

  19. M says:

    You kinda fucked up your revenge plot in all honesty, or should I say whatever you had planned for vengeance is turning paper thin. At this point that cunt can probably try to milk a Howard Stern-like 15-minute fame bit if she manages to speak to the correct media faggots and make you look like a bigger ass in the eyes of the public. I doubt there’s much you could do at this point. You didn’t let her climb enough and you rushed it.

  20. ChangedPerspective says:

    I guess the fun of this website is over. No updates since May.

  21. LetThereBeKarma says:

    Can anyone keep us posted about what’s going on with Patrick’s case? News sites only report on it when nothing else is going on in the news it seems.

  22. George says:

    Love your site Patrick. Keep up the fight and good work. I’m a big WWE wrestling fan and this is as good a real life soap opera gets! Lol! Just need you and Desiree in ‘hell in a cell”.

  23. fjfh says:

    Came here for tits left shaking my head..

  24. ChangedPerspective says:

    The owner of this site was arrested at a border patrol stop in Washington for harassment charges. Who knows when he will be back.

  25. Tara says:

    I guess since Patrick is locked up for criminal harassment and weapons charges we won’t be seeing any updates any time soon.

  26. Kathi says:

    I’m a little confused. You wrote (in the “background” section) that after she left you, she went back to Capuano and married him and they had another child. But much further down, you discuss annulment/dissolution of YOUR marriage to her. Does that mean she is a bigamist? Or did I miss something?

  27. T gaz says:

    Keep up the good work. ๐Ÿ˜†

  28. Hahaha says:

    One thing that works to site creators benefit is the fact CBC which helped bring traffic to this site is hardly a model for news, but delivers content that generally appeals to the lowest common denominator. Stories typically broadcasted are PC lectures telling us how we should feel about muslims or Trump, or worse yet, “dogs that bite people” or “disabled kids who eat nothing but Kraft dinner”. All this while theres massive unrest in the Middle East.This site is simply just a quarrel. Whats the lesson here? Deal with your ex cordially or else..

  29. sasha says:

    My boyfriend is currently in jail with Patrick, that is how I heard about this whole thing,boy I must say he seems to be a stubbornd sonofabitch huh!? I’m ALL for exposing scumbag goofs when its called for, maybe when its not either lol.. However I do have to say, that as much of a powerful blow this whole thing is,because it sure is.. I have an ex who sounds VERY much like how Desiree is described, except he’s got a massive steroid problem and the physical abuse (all forms of abuse actually) were 100ร— worse. Anyway, he was a fuckin real piece of shit. Exept, that he could not handle me escaping him for the final time and was/ still is so butthurt that he, elaborated on the lies he had told and dialed that whole smear campaign way the fuck up and ended up doing what we have going on here. He posted lies and fictional things on a site about me and alerted friends and family to look. I have children the oldest being 16, I said I don’t want my children ๐Ÿ–•seeing that nonsense he refused to even admit he posted it! In the end, he distroyed my relationships with my family,and my kids. Him and I thankfully don’t have children together, but I would never fabricate horrible shit about him for revenge, and I HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO GO SPEWING HES A DIDDLER THAT’S WHY HIS KID ISN’T AROUND, but it would be lies coming from my mouth and I’m not the walking nightmare in the flesh that he is. I just pray he gets ball cancer and dies. I tell him that too when he pops up on his regu look at stalker rounds. Just saying that goof did this to me & it was ALL bullshit& it was all just because I left his abusive disgusting ass.He still stalks me to this day & I left him in feb2016.

    • sasha says:

      Not saying that’s the case here, and I’m not siding with anyone, just saying ppl leave me speechless when I experience the extent of their scumbaggedness.. I do know that if there wasn’t at least some truth to this, he wouldn’t still be rotting In jail coming up on a year, when he could just take this down and be out… Something’s driving this hatred. Too bad there’s children involved. ๐Ÿ˜ข

  30. Bad Mistake says:

    I’m confused why you married to begin with….. Marriage is a lose-lose situation for all men. Instead of using your energy to expose ONE female (one shitty one at that) why not put it to good use? Yeah there’s shitty women out there, lots of them. Instead of wasting your efforts on one person, focus them on making yourself happy. Fight the legal system since men get fucked in custody battles always.

  31. Edward Babangoh says:

    Patrick.

    All this energy expended on this website. All that time you will never get back.

    And now it sounds like you’re going to jail.

    All this. For what?

    To learn what every other half-sentient male knows deeply:

    Never date a stripper.

  32. Terry says:

    So you havenโ€™t seen your son in three years and you think setting up a website to promote the hate of your ex wife and breaching probation and defying court orders is the way to either see him or regain custod0y? Good luck with that.

  33. John says:

    Fuck what everyone says.. your a fucken Legend bro.I support you and got yo back. Not financially though, gota budget properly if im hitting up the escorts weekly lol.
    Anyways It’s sad we guys go through this kind of shit.
    My buddys all went through something similar. Common factor was bitches use too much drugs.
    Only superhero move I pulled was I told her family the truth. She a addict and puts out like a hoe when on drugs. After me she dates drug users only. Or uses guys for money to buy drugs in exchange for sex.
    I could never put my ex on blast but she is just like your ex.

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